Our dearest Doxies, we always mean well, but sometimes your incredible cuteness gets in the way of our consideration of your feelings. We will try to be better by recognizing that we know you’re sick of hearing these fifteen things.
1. “Hey! You look like a hot dog!”
And you look like an eggplant, but you don’t see me saying anything.
2. “OMG, you should be a hot dog for Halloween!”
3. “Your legs are so short.”
So I’m not Blake Lively, sue me.